And that fucking black squirrel is back and trying to steal the bird food again. See? This is what happens when you allow subsidized housing in...
I'm well into only working one day so far this week. And while I'm sitting on my ass drinking coffee on the deck this morning.....I saw some...
I was thinking we were out because of the ticket price but I had a feeling the prices would come down. I still have my hotel reservations within...
Ok...last one and this one probably won't sound as funny as it is when I actually say it because you can't see my body language or hear how I say...
Beautiful dog, man!!
I wish I could take credit for writing that but I have no idea where it came from. I've been saying it for a long time though. I think I'm going...
I once got a seat belt ticket in a large work truck (I realize I said that we don't usually wear them on gravel roads but this was a highway and I...
I went to a job interview today. The interviewer asked me what I thought my worst quality is. I said "Honesty." He said "Honesty? I don't think...
I had a motorcycle years ago but I didn't do anything stupid while riding. I rarely went over 60 mph on the highway and one time I went about...
My dogs have always been pretty well behaved....especially the big dogs. I used to have a German Shepard that was so well-trained that I could...
I found the episode I watched. Maybe it will help. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99VE4XWqi_I
I once saw a show that featured a guy with some crazy dogs. They had the dog whisperer guy work with him and he figured it out right away. It was...
I have a 4 lb. dog who loves crowds. She a Yorkie but we keep her hair trimmed shorter. She's tiny and people want to pet her and play with her...
Daughter (with a friend who is apparently almost my second daughter): Dad...do you want me to make you some eggs for breakfast? Me:...
That's pretty damn funny!
Perfect Maple tree placement!
She's super happy about the pottery wheel. I told her I've been planning on buying it for her for well over 6 months. I was thinking of buying it...
We both used to be kind of artists back in the day and I know she's always wanted to have her own pottery wheel. So I got that for her as well as...
Here is a good video...if anyone cares to see it. I would advise anyone to watch every minute of it. You can't be over-informed....
Totally got ya. I was just running with a point just a bit. :)
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