I think I have identified the problem. You're doing it all wrong. As someone who actually has fucked a lot of females (so you can trust me on...
It was -10f when we rolled out this morning. If I would have realized that, I probably would have just shut us down for the day. Got two...
I was just being sarcastic. Hypothetical answer to a question that was never asked in this thread but could be the topic of any random thread...
Well.....we obviously need to be allowed to post pics in these supposedly dumb threads. That would solve the problem. Do you have an orifice with...
"My 18 inch cock is too big for most women. Advice?"
Damn! I'd love to be there right now. Instead, I have to go finish the snow on the sidewalks in a few minutes.
I think if you just make your eyes look a little unfocused...that will do the trick. :)
You should shut the fuck up right now!!! ;) I love those outfits! And I like the mirrors too. You just have to be stealthy. I assume they are...
I weigh about 160 and am 6 ft tall. Go ahead and make fun of me, guys. :) But I'm also a pro climber and the best climbers are built and...
Got arms and shoulders in today. It was nice that all those kids weren't there tonight. I'm not sure if I could bench my weight or not. I'm not...
I had that too....from running my saws. It sucked. Someone told me to go to a chiropractor (which I thought was kind of odd). They put this...
Iowa. Not every small town gets crazy but some do.
Just stop listening to all that shit. Seriously. I used to want to know how everything really worked and I mostly figured it out. Most people...
I've read a lot of your posts. You sound like you were pretty fun back then (and also now...I don't dare imply otherwise). :)
That is completely true but....if they do have a local bar....a band can make some good money there because they don't get that all the time and...
79 is out of my target audience. :) 45 or 50 is cool though. I've said this before but the older I get....the 21 yr old girls are still hot but...
Ok....that film must have been terrible and Karen posted a shot of the only part worth looking at. But I do love looking at ladies around her age...
I feel for ya. That's one of those other avenues to avoid playing in bars though. I have a friend who was the drummer in a Grateful Dead cover...
Let's see those pics! :)
I wouldn't say she is tacky. Nicki Minaj is tacky...and writes garbage from what I can tell.
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