Very true matey, will openly admit to being an ancient, decrepit crinkly - have metal hips and metal knees.
A good day meteorologically, but poor Kenny (Boozecruiser) will be suffering again today after his team (Everton) were thrashed again by Tottenham...
Well done Candy darlin' - have you now got an enlarged navel from carrying the banner pole ???
Never heard of her or the song.
Not that long ago, people in Sydney were complaining about the drought they were then suffering. I guess there's no pleasing some people...
Good morning young Miss and welcome from this ancient, decrepit crinkly living t'other side of the 'pond' from you.
True, but then I'm the only person in my place. TNP enjoys BRANDY in their coffee first thing in the morning.
Yes Zen matey, but I also like some in my coffee too !!!
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Errrmmm - Candy darlin' - where's the Brandy ???
Bill Haley has a handful of 'em !!! [MEDIA]
Candy darlin', you're not listening to me, take a taxi (Let some other bugger do it !!!)
Since the sun is well and truly over the yard arm, I think something a little stronger than tea is called for Candy darlin'
Precisely !!! - which is why I'm laying back in my recliner armchair. Something I live by: NEVER walk if you can ride, NEVER stand if you can...
In which case, I;m a vampire, 'cos I have Vitamin 'D' supplements !!!
We have buses and taxis for short journeys, trains and 'planes for longer journeys, so there is no need to walk !!!
Good morning matey and welcome. Now don't be shy come and tell us about yourself. We know you live in Pasadena, but who are you ??? What do you...
The Romanovs. [MEDIA]
The erection of scaffolding portends the noise of drilling and banging whilst some form of building work is about to commence.
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