So when Candy put on her Christmas Knickers Rainbow ended up inside them as well. Good job his legs aren't too thick or they never would have fit...
Just thought of another one. I guess this one will have to be called 'Eek!'...
Hello again, got bored with lying in this morning, so came down and jotted down this little ode. It's called 'The Sales Are Here!', so guess what...
Just got up and came downstairs to look out at the sunny day, with clear skies and small white fluffy things racing across the sky. 'Must be windy...
But looking out of the window all she could see was clouds and rain, but then she thought, 'I know, I'll put on my Christmas knickers and wave...
Copy of Scrabble, but no-one else could spell Scrabble, so he won every time! :-)
So Candy Gal, It's Saturday today, so what happens now for a Frixday's wild child? More merriment I wonder, or is a hangover the order of the...
Just looked out the window at the sheets of rain pattering on the window and thought of this;...
Here's one I wrote back in 2015. It's called 'Today's Offering' and was just that at the time....
I was watching the grey fingers of cloud as they slowly drifted across the sky earlier and quickly jotted down the poem below....
The sun's gone down it's the end of the day time to put all my toys away now is the time to start making dinner can't really cook but I do know a...
Can't think why. As the surfer might say, "She's the sort of girl that you slap her arse and ride home on the breakers!" Or as the Irishman...
Here's a short ditty about the action going on in my back garden as I sit here looking out of the window....
I think the dreaded knicker nicker of Knotty Ass has hung them out to dry in Arnold Lane. And I think the bloke who lives in the house there is...
In my last post I forgot to mention the I Robot stories by Isaac Asimov. One thing struck me as very prescient when I read them was the use of...
Oh, no, the knicker nicker has been at it again!! When will we catch the blighter I wonder? Could be he wants to be caught, then put over...
Here's a very short ditty I knocked up yesterday on the spur of the moment, when a young lady sent me a photo of herself, along with the message...
Glad you think that, others may disagree I'm sure, but I thought it described a sad and lonely little soldier, standing to attention and hoping...
I met my missus in the Bull and Gate in Kentish Town, but that was 39 years ago! Nothing to do with the contest, but the Bull bit reminded me....
Here's another poem I wrote. This one's about Morning Glory, in all its connotations!!...
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