I spent the 80s working as a motorcycle courier in London. Mostly the West End and the City. I now avoid it as much as possible, but it's nice to...
Here's another, but this one has some humour in it. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Forest Chump If you go...
I have lots of poems I've written over the years. Here's one I wrote quite some time ago. -------------------------------------------------...
Here's another poem about winter I've just written. ------------------------------------------------ Look out the window on a winter's day The...
Here's a ditty about the time of year. --------------------------------------------------- Look outside it's getting dark it's nearly winter I...
Oh dear!
Animal Farm and 1984 come to mind immediately and seem oddly appropriate given the world as it is today in November 2020. Also, Player Piano by...
The government quango called Public Health England announced a few weeks ago that it was combining Covid and Flu numbers from then on (I don't...
I'd love to be a woman they get the best of sex if you don't measure up you'll find you're soon to be their ex It's hard to be a man with all the...
I misread things all the time and have to go back and read them again. But that's because I have sex daily! Ooops, sorry, that should be I have...
There's an expression that matches this situation quite well. It's "Hoist by his own petard", which actually means blown up by your own grenade,...
Born the wrong side of the blanket I grew up without a dad. It meant a lot more pressure on my mum to be both mother and father, and the strain...
Currently not long turned 70, but have rheumatoid arthritis that makes doing just about anything achey. Oddly though, if I start dancing my back...
For me it's 27 actual penetration intercourse, plus around a dozen or so where it was fingers or 69's, etc. I'm 70 yrs old now and have been with...
Usually once or twice each morning during the week, and perhaps once a day on the weekends when the wife's at home. It's been great since retiring...
I find that holding the shower head behind me while I'm standing up with my legs open, and aimed up at the back of my arse and balls is a good one...
OK, I'll ask, what was next, and was it/is it still amazing? Come on spill the beans, you know we're all dying to know, has it been as good as you...
Mine used to be very thick lumpy and yellow almost like lumpy custard, with some thinner white liquid as well. However, after I had my snip I...
It's called JackinChat.
Can't remember exactly how or when I discovered wanking, but from around the age of seven or so I noticed that climbing up a rope during gym...
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