Oh, stop, he's practically the Messiah.... I had lunch with an old friend the other day, been a long time. Towards the end of the conversation,...
Bo must be taking a sabbatical, his wife is taking over.
Yeah, I don't know what's up with all the step-mom-sister-brother-dad crap. Plus after about 32 seconds all the fake oooh, ahhhs, squeals,...
Ewww....that funeral director should have been drummed out of the business. My mother in law dated the local small town funeral director for...
And nobody has the balls to tell him how asinine it really looks....
Today they use superglue on the eyelids and inner lips, plastic shields behind the eyelids to keep them plump. The jaw pretty much holds the...
My jackass ex-boss was a 'Bama boy through and through....used to bitch that he was discriminated against for not being able to do things without...
She'll have to settle for the plain ol' prison bunk bed mattress. Be lucky to get that, I'm sure they are all out of Child of God mattresses.
Terrible, just a terrible economy....Democrats are ruining the economy...-Donald J. tRump
Yeah, Mr. Maybelline held the party line all the way through.
Should have given him a pubic hair comb-over....
I'll sneak in some Turmeric here and there, but powdered Turmeric in tea doesn't do a whole lot for me...besides turn my tongue yellow......
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.....disheveled, disgraced and now disbarred. Buh-bye...
I know 'oh I just couldn't hold it' probably wouldn't suffice and that would be the last bj for a while....
Yeah, they swim across the Rio Grande with machine guns strapped to their backs.....
That's not leaning too far over his skis..
There has to be a better way. We put a man on the moon with an 8-bit computer and core memory, I think we can figure something out.
Too bad the mail in ballots worked so well. What's going to piss me off is the gauntlet of GOP thugs hanging around the polling place....no they...
Yeah yeah yeah, it's just espionage. The Rosenbergs went to the electric chair for less.
Shit, they'll treat him like the second coming of Jesus...
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