Perhaps he should stick with soap on a rope....
But but but but, he pleaded innocent.....I wonder who the weasel is going to rat out as part of his plea.... I can't imagine him surviving prison...
I cannot comprehend why a black person would vote for him. Oh, big news from the stock market...DJT trades even lower with the improving...
Maybe by 4000 pages we can finally put this out of our misery.
Makes the world go 'round....
Well, I hope the next one shares those qualities, too....
I have to give her that, she does have a nice body....and then fuck it up with that tattoo.
And you came to the realization that everyone was doing it - as much or more than you...of course nobody talked about it because it had such a bad...
Well, time to cast off for another. Good luck !
Too bad. Maybe she'll change her mind, put your best game on now..
CSI will have no problem finding DNA here in my home office.. "Yes Lt. Benson, we don't know just how he got it there, but we found a large...
I think my dad said something like "which one are you, anyway? I get you and your brothers mixed up"
Set her up with a weekly massage or manicure and plan that to be your me time. "Honey, maybe you should volunteer a few times a week....I'll...
Hillary could always claim executive privilege and immunity now anyway....oh, wait, that wouldn't apply to her, right?
Trump Boasts About Huge Crowd of Voices Inside Head [IMG] Justin Sullivan/Getty Images PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In a combative press...
It would have been like church. I'll stand in the back so we can be the first out to beat traffic...
How can this guy even say this with a straight face? Anybody remember those doctored inauguration crowd photos?
I'm waiting for him to have a public melt down and just blow a fuse and make a bigger ass of himself.
Boy, that DJT stock was a great buy, off by almost half now. Blue. [ATTACH]
You sound like most of the rest of us.....
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