Mississippi...they're still living in the 1950's. I'm surprised they haven't reinstated the poll tax and bible reading tests to vote again like...
AND he totally uses "&" far to much. Makes him seem uneducated...oh wait, didn't he graduate MAGAT-cum laude at some university that daddy paid off?
"it's almost complete..." You only had a few years to do this already, jackass, it's not that this was a big surprise. "RIGGERS" is what we...
...........and tolerate your mother in law.....
Live it up. One day, it all just switches off with her. "Honey, how bout we do some crazy sex right here right now, I must have you"....'oh, do...
I think he's shitting his pants a bit....they got the whole HeeHaw gang this indictment, so Lucy's got some 'splaining to do..
Just remember to keep up with the updates....sometimes, they just don't get it....yes, marriage IS a lot about sex...
\ But what a battle it was with one gun and one round of ammunition....
Well, hopefully she is more orally generous than wife 1.0...don't let her off the hook...
I have never, never ever heard of a married man getting too much or even enough at home....just enough to keep that string tight..... "Say,...
As anything, give it a shot!!
Part of the "things I wish my father would have warned me about".....looking back, I dunno how he held on so long... And then again, there were 8...
and if there is a nice ass on the other side....jackpot...
Plus, I don't think it's going to be any big surprise to your parents. Yes, everybody does it....and if she does say something, I don't think...
Retrograde ejaculation. Try not to squeeze so much at go time, just relax and let it go. Be sure to always flush the system, too.
Definitely a deal breaker.
Well you have to work at it and believe it or not, your interests rarely important...
Oh I know exactly what is on their minds. FEED ME. PET ME. SCRATCH MY BELLY.
I am definitely an ass man. Always have been, always will. There's nothing finer than a tight well toned ass in a pair of jeans or leggings...
It took my brother, as my best man, twenty years to tell me he puked in the trash can in the back of the church he was so hung over....he looked...
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