The noose tightens....bit by bit..
Take that, dickhead.... Now, when can Ms. Carroll expect you to drop off the cashier's check?
It doesn't matter. Trump could do a Trump Dump in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue and the Magats would exclaim what an excellent shade of brown...
AND you'll always be ready when someone says 'hey, how bout a Mint Julip? I've got the burbon !! "
Going leftie is a good dexterity exercise.
Feels bigger with the left hand.....
Smooth as glass. Hopefully the human race will evolve with no pubic hair.
It's like my ten-minute weekly sex allotment.
I had my speech all ready to go for not cutting any potential grandsons....but looks like that won't be necessary. My wife was angry that I...
Oooh, that is one tough question. 64, you still have miles sex energy to go. I hope you have plenty of "projects" to do out in the shed or...
The great cutting craze of the 50's and 60's.
Lotsa "formers". Our fine red GOP legislature here in its eternal quest to make voting impossible for the young and poor enacted their "Voter ID"...
Gotta make that a priority....me time is my time...
Yeah, as kids we always went into Spencer Gifts to see the black lights and glowing posters - and to sneak a peek at the sex stuff...
Hmmm....I sense some type of pattern here.....someplace.... A little statistical data for you to consider: Nixon (R) 6 years in office. 76...
It's anywhere any way any time she wants to.. yes ma'am...here it is.....
I think 75% of their catalogs were mailed to men. I bought her one thing, once, and the catalogs came for about ten years. I think they'd...
I did see a Hitachi Wand-like vibrator in the condom section at Walmart the other day....they must be selling, there was only one left in the...
Oh, once he starts to go down for his crap, all those cronies will fold like a cheap suit.
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