He cannot give himself a roundhouse kick. If he did, he would be killed, but he cannot die from any kick, making his instant kill roundhouse no...
Gives a new meaning to the word "couchlocked."
Whatever. A relationship devoid of love is not an relationship, it is an acquaintance. Even friendship requires love. A different kind of love but...
Damn, and I thought I was bad because I wait till I'm asked to do something before I do it, and then sometimes only do it when I'm finished doing...
You my friend, are an asshole. I want more than just sex. In fact, I don't want to lose my virginity any time soon. And on another note, who the...
What, so wanting to actually have a relationship and not just a fuck buddy is a bad thing? So essentially you are telling me that because I have...
What, find a slut, fuck her, find another one, fuck her to, ect ect... No thank you. I want love.
Well, I've dated mama ayahuasca, sure beats a rhododendron.
I fingered my dog before. Yep, seriously.
Getting into friend zone is difficult enough, since I don't see her every day like all her friends in school do. I also hate it when you get into...
I care about the planet. I believe that plants are smarter than humans. I play the didgeridoo, and am quite hyperactive. I like Beethoven, and I...
I have to say that just makes me scared. I don't want to end up 23 and never actually kissing a girl. I'm tired of personal growth, I want a kiss!
No girl will ever even know that I am romantic since I've never gotten that far. I've never got the chance to cook for a girl, never got the...
I live with my grandparents, so that makes it even more unlikely lol. Compliments are something I always try to give a girl... Forget the...
You mean I should just walk up to a nice girl and give her a fat kiss? What do you mean by the opposite of what I normally do?
Fuck man, I masturbate tons. It's all I've got in terms of sexual pleasure. I have to lay off a bit though, my dick is getting raw. :p
I mixed Salvia 10x with DMT.
I've never even kissed a girl.
Help! I am not ugly, I'm a really beautiful surfer, totally desireable. I am a bit weird and live in a conservative town though, and I do...
Fuck, I haven't worn underwear in, like 3 years. I only have one pair of boxers, to sleep in if I am sleeping in someone else's house, since I...
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