My brother is a cool cop. He doesn't bust people for small amounts of weed because he recognizes this takes up valuable jail space. My...
This was my assumption. You don't think I was being vague?
My dad and I were talking about this. If you weighed a thousand lbs, how would you wipe your ass or even sit on a commode? Anyone know? What...
If I killed a stranger and no one would suspect I'd do it, I'd bury the body in the wilderness, a few miles out from any trail. (I have a plastic...
Amen, sister! Followed by Mitch Hedburg. Of course, you might be able to divide those two into light and dark comedy.
Shameful. On a lighter note, my cat is more aggressive than all the pit bulls I've met. She's just mean because she's a spoiled puffy-puff kitty...
Okay, I just moved and was picking up some stuff in town. Saw some kids that looked pretty cool and approached them since I'm sourceless, and...
Actually, I was sixteen. I really felt nothing despite inhaling. Smoke didn't bug me, but I felt pretty normal.
I agree with Nikki. Due to fibroids, cysts, and other fertility issues, I won't have to deal with the pregnancy issue, but would like to...
Actually the first words in my head when reading your description were, "Hehe. Cute." Then again, I'm a little nutty. My mom and sister-in-law...
Oh, girly, OUCH. I keep my lips totally shaved and use a little aloe a few times a day when this happens. For now, use a blot and drip dry...
Well, Dawn explained it.
I'll reply with one question that explains why all the womyn here said what they said: Why change your language around womyn only and not men?
Okay, you're just being a fou asshole. Duncan wasn't trying to be offensive at least; he asked for comments. Womyn aren't sensitive, crazy...
This is SO in the eye of the beholder. Being flirtaticious with extremely attractive people usually makes me feel better. I'm cute, and even...
Make up your mind not to act. Don't mope, but if you're not feeling positive, I think you'll find it better to say to friends, "I'm feeling a...
God knows I've had disagreements with Duncan in the past. I disagree with Duncan airing it out publically; I would also remind Duncan that...
And when they see you the next day at school, you're like, "Oh. Sorry, I forgot." Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book
The posts here have been so depressing lately and have dealt with so many dark issues womyn face. It sounds like everyone's too fat, too old, too...
My third grade teacher Ms. Millie was not mentally stable and at the time I hated her for it. She routinely would show up an hour late for school...
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