LOL at the guy who lumps ALL women into one group.
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Been to a nude beach? No, but been nude on a regular beach. Played a stripping game? Yes. Flashed a friend? Yes. Stranger? Not flashed a...
And I see I'm no longer the only Nikki from Mississippi on here, lol.
If your pipes are leaking under your sink, tips to fix it: 1). Get a screwdriver. 2). After you finish drinking your screwdriver, call a plumber.
Bed sheet
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -Walt Whitman
d-e-a-d effervescence
Metal detector
Sometimes when I'm looking at my phone I trip over my dog and so then we both just lay on the floor and look at my phone.
The 72nd annual Tony Awards
Mmmm, sandwiches!
James Woods standing at a podium giving a speech, with a sign above him proclaiming: WELCOME TO THE GRAND OPENING OF "THE JAMES WOODS"
He Goddam Mad Dog, Eh? (What is the love of palindromes? Cause I have it!)
Wild child
I would request my last meal to be at an all you can eat buffet. That meal would never end...
Wild West
Double vision
I am not making a political statement here, I am sure the issue is debated elsewhere on these forums. I am just stating a pretty incredible fact....
Separate names with a comma.