"I've got a great idea. Let's put 30 checkout lines at the front of the store, but only have about 2 of them open at any given time!" -Walmart...
Queen Elizabeth II and Meghan Markle's mom
His hair is upside down ;-)
Internal affairs
Nikki Blue Album: Just Gettin' Started
I am trilingual
Turkey leg
Helen Mirren and Octavia Spencer
Please unzip my pants. CAMP
Sure. He's a bear, what could possibly go wrong?
"Well, I've got to hand it to you." -Someone explaining how the baton works in a relay race.
Not the strangest thing found in the woods
69 What is your favorite vacation spot?
A bear shitting Oh, wait...
Wild West
An 1853 Ford Taurus with Sri Lanka license plates.
The Statue of Liberty, perched atop London Bridge, surrounded by surfers
Wild fire
It is 94 degrees here - or 34C :-) It is always sandal weather here, or flip flops more accurately. Or just plain barefoot. Shoes are always...
To break up a boring day, I sometimes go into a hardware store and ask the older guy behind the counter if he could please show me where he keeps...
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