Remembering back to a time when I was being chatted up by a girl at a handbag counter... She was smooth! I was returning a bag for my wife when...
I ain't so good with cheesy chat up lines but one that has worked for me quite a few times is... Go into the usual banter, how's your day etc, and...
Not quite the same thing but I did go on a blind date with a girl who I wasn't remotely attracted to. She wasn't ugly but very ordinary looking...
By default, that would make you bi, right? Sure, you have repressed feelings that make you feel you don't want to see the face but the fact of the...
No but I do prank her by turning it off (when she has turned it on) on my phone when she's home and I'm at work!
I know we shouldn't wish anyone harm but all I can say is if the world has one less person like Trump, the world would be a much better place. I...
He's probably not been taking his bleach shots. That's why he caught it.... :smirk:
I'm in agreement with Mysteron. Speak to her and give her lots of encouragement. She has to realise, not only is she punishing herself, she's...
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Are Hippies and Business men mutually exclusive?! Haha! Welcome to Hip Forums from a fellow newbie hippy and businessman!
I'm not a 100% sure what the question is but I'd take a stab at guessing that your wife is saying that you have to work on your body hang ups...
I suppose that's my only issue with these type of threads is that it's obvious that many of these men that are so far in denial that they'll be...
Leggings are the best fashion creation ever created! So fuckin sexy! ...and short skirts and long legs. Chokers as well... Oh and one time I...
The things we do for love!
Are you crazy? I fucking love it! I almost love it as much as having my cock sucked....almost.
False Baths are for babies, showers are for adults! TNP Has never tried bacon and jam on toast (but would probably like it!)
True. TNP prefers KFC over McDonald's
Like poo pooing bitcoin when I had the chance to buy it off someone for peanuts? I would have been a millionaire now :cry::cry::sweat:
Doesn't have to be serious! I regret going full stuntman in my early teens by riding full pelt up a ramp on my BMX with no safety gear and...
Man, how did that happen? I was always lead to believe you can be naked in a public place as long as no lewd acts were being performed and if any...
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