False TNP has been married twice.
True. TNP has a swimming pool in their backyard.
False, but i need a new bird bath. TNP only takes showers.
False, only a couple of times in the past. TNP has two love interests.
That's true too. TNP isn't wearing anything right now.
True, who wouldn't. TNP is feeling frisky today.
False, paperwork is caught up 100% here. TNP had to chase a moose out of their yard today.
True, and I'm going back some day. TNP has been to many U.S.A. National Parks.
False, I don't think the thought ever crossed my mind. TNP has a 500 mile drive ahead of them today.
False TNP big feet.
True TNP still uses a VCR at times.
Nope, it's only 5:06 here. TNP has rode a moose.
False, I'm going to get the boat out and shine it up. TNP has to work this weekend.
I don't think so. TNP is getting snowed on today.
Yes it is. Here anyway. I've already had a few naked afternoons working outside. TNP can't for the garden fresh vegetables.
That's true. TNP has four pair of shoes or less.
False, I met her in a tiny bar on the North Dakota prairie. TNP's spouse was born in a different country that them.
True, but only when it was in port. TNP has been on the Queen Mary in San Diego California.
False, sunny and 0C. TNP can't dance.
LoL. I have jumped in the truck and headed to town without realizing I was totally naked. It's quite funny when you think back about it.
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