Maybe just have more sex? That way, who masturbates how often wouldn't be an issue.
I am doing it too.
Darn it. I might be another minute. My penis isn't cooperating. :(
Oh, do I ever wish I had access to a woman's vagina right now...
I'll wait then. We can go together.
Let's go then.
I could blow any time now.
I haven't cummed yet, so we're both going at it.
Feeling better now?
Starting now.
I need to do the same.
Are you here to masturbate too, or just provide pics for the men?
I am doing it now.
You can't prove a negative. If you want to go along with stupid conspiracy theories, knock yourself out.
Someone at CNN with way too much free time drew up an article about this a few days ago....
I am about to do it.
I top out around 45 WPM and wish I could do faster.
I am.
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