So.... I gotta ask... the penis gets hard because it fills with blood right? So how does it randomly get hard in the morning?
You really mean that? :)
Understandable, one is chubby and the other is a scrawny twink. But I’m not one to talk, I’m gimpy and awkwardly shaped, skinny limbs big butt and...
I’m nude at the moment, and if my brothers are down in the basement chances are they are in the buff too.
Let’s go to PMs
Waaaa! I’m sorry sir I’m sorry
I cheated on my math test
Paddle, I’m a baaaaaaad girl.
Only if you do it hard and fast
Come to my place and find out.
I come with a missile launcher, alternate hands, flight stand and blast effects.
Dude you can’t just leave us hanging like that! Was it a unisex restroom? Did anyone see you? Did you go streaking afterwards? Deets man, deets!
I’m pretty fun to play with. I have my own accessories too
Bwahaha! :D If that’s the case I’d just start an OnlyFans.
Almost every chance they get....
They caught me as I was leaving the bathroom and heading to my bedroom. I thought the coast was clear, they were playing xbox downstairs....
We have only a shared bathroom and my bro’s can’t aim
Oh ha ha ha, sure just rub it in my face. :P
It’s okay dude!
There is no wrong way to masturbate.... Unless you are using a screwdriver, then you are doing it wrong.
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