Very quietly? Pfft I feel bad for guys, it’s obvious when you go #2 because that’s the only time you out the seat down!
Oh yeah, always the mindless shit-eating grin. Being nude was deliberate, being seen was not.
Well it’s not like your penis would be in my bush anyways.... so.... yeah.
I have pheromones?
Well it is my best feature, after all....
Both had that stupid grin guys get when they see some bewbs
No kids... *scribbles in notes* got it... what else?
It wasn’t easy, I can tell you that much. Had to fight for every minute of nude-ness
Lol, yeah I think that’d be more than enough clues to stay away. I’m glad you guys missed me, because I missed all of you.
They like sweaty? Well.... I do like when he sniffs....
No it’s patchy like dry brushlands. I found a tumbleweed down there once
Three straight days without a stitch!
Been nude ‘round clothed brothers before, does that count?
Open when home alone. :)
:confounded:Not at all today.
Totally weird. But then again I don’t have a penis so....
Doing it in public.... I dunno, sounds dicey.
I try to keep my privates squeaky clean, but my BF likes it when I’m sweaty down there, what am I to do?
I don’t dye my pubic hairs, they are naturally orange.
I’d be insulted if you didn’t.
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