Me to the police officer: “The sign said shirt and shoes required. It didn’t say nothin’ ‘bout pants!”
Business trip plus hotel room — a man would have to be testosterone-deficient to not masturbate under those conditions. I can recall an episode of...
I love big, fleshy, plump pussy-lips with a deep deep crevice between them. Just the sight of a pussy like that is compellingly bonergenic. And to...
There was once when the wife came down with a strep infection and was running a high fever. Despite her infirmity, she still wanted some dick that...
One sex partner is good. Two are twice as bad.
I’ve been masturbating regularly for 56 years now, and I can’t imagine how it could ever become boring. Instead of porn, try creating your own...
I am mixed-handed. I write and eat with my left but throw with my right. For masturbating, if it’s to be a quickie, I’ll use my left exclusively....
I have a neighbor down the street who is cultivating magic mushrooms. First harvest is imminent. Although I haven’t touched psychedelics since the...
What is the BFD with women fretting over their men masturbating? Men are gonna masturbate if they’re happy, if they’re sad, if they lead busy...
I went to college back in the 1970s, when streaking was a thing. I played trumpet in an informal band that played at birthday parties. There was a...
For sure, I’d be making naked angels in the snow ;-D
A few minutes ago I took a week’s worth of spent coffee filters full of grounds out to the compost heap by the back fence of my yard — in my only...
Even though I’m naked most of the day, I’ve been unable to bring myself to perform this ritual naked. I’ve slipped on shorts and a tee-shirt...
Making a mess is part of the fun. I always loved the feeling of slime filling that narrow layer between my belly and the bedsheet. Next morning...
Who can remember, as a kid, throwing your baseball onto the roof so that it will roll back and you can catch it? The harder you throw it, the...
Your wording suggests that erections prior to this were rare for you and perhaps had started only recently before this incident. For me, I can’t...
I don’t think this method would have ever worked for me. It has always been very uncomfortable for me to bend my erect penis downward toward my...
I’d much prefer to stroke my own penis.
Same here. As a teen, I’d never heard the term, edging, but I did try to sometimes. But impatience always got to me. Once climax was within reach,...
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