Never gave it much thought, but now that I do, “Imaginary Lovers” by the Atlanta Rhythm Section is giving me one hellacious boner…
Man, that woman can make me spurt hard! Five years now I’ve had that Alison Tyler Fleshlight on my Christmas list and the wife hasn’t paid...
Hadn’t heard of her, Tony… I’ve been spilling most of my news - seed to Erin Burnett, but I can see I should save some for Kate- you’re right....
When I hear that engine fade away down the street, out comes the Fleshlight and lube….
Wow, forgot about Michelle Charlesworth. I used to love masturbating to her 20-some odd years ago. My (first) wife would head off to work, and I’d...
THIS one, for sure… now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a slight stiffness cumming on that I need to take care of.
I’m all growed up, and I still can’t. :). Even now my shorts get tight when I watch “Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter”.
Wow… how did you get hold of my biography? And I thought I was unique. This mirrors my own experience. Often, if I’m not using a picture, I start...
A handful, I admit…
From 1984 to 1990 or so, I jerked to Vanessa Williams quite a bit. Then for some reason I lost any attraction for black ladies for three decades -...
During my first marriage I regularly stroked off in the shower to my first wife’s best friend. All I needed was a handful of hair conditioner and...
Speaking of Charlie's Angels, during my 20's I used to have a Kate Jackson poster that was a boon to my prostate health. I kept it taped to my...
For the life of me I will never figure that out. My dad warned me I was going to be very unhappy. He fucking nailed it. I basically followed my...
Charlize Theron Lauren Graham Diana Rigg Jennifer Lawrence Caroline Munro Ingrid Pitt Dana Delany I could go on…
I don’t know if it’s still made, but in the early 80s my go-to was peach-scented Agree hair conditioner. Fantastic in bed, kept my hair in good...
Playboy had the best pictorials…but now, after four decades, the one I remember most happily is Candy Loving. Fantastic boobs! Had the most...
Ah yes… sent a lot of sperm shooting towards my bedroom ceiling to Candy during the early 80’s. At least 3-4 times a week, more if it weren’t for...
Gotta admit, Alison Tyler really sets my dick to twitching… I think I’ve said it elsewhere, but if Fleshlight made an an Alison Tyler model I’d...
Well, quite simply, the upsides of masturbation are: -It's delightfully uncomplicated by sentimental baggage or emotional blackmail. -It's...
I may be repeating myself but it was a picture of Raquel Welch from One Million Years BC. I had cut it out of the NY Daily news and hidden it in...
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