Something to thank the Russians for then !!!:grinning::grinning::grinning:
Good morning matey and welcome from this ancient, decrepit crinkly from t'other side of the 'pond' from you.
Star trek
Candy darlin' - two burgers, two sausages, two rashers of bacon, some chopped mushrooms placed in a frying pan and gently fried in a small amount...
Yes Candy darlin' these bastards are getting away with blue murder !!! - there's more scams and fiddles than the total number of scumbag 'nasty...
Zen matey, anything by the late, great Dave Allen will have you laughing so much you'll be streaming tears for hours. Here's a little taster !!!...
Yet again this bastard government and the scumbag 'nasty sleaze party' ministers are guilty of double standards. They will not help those...
Very nice Candy darlin' apart from the salad (rabbit food) decoration !!! Doing a 'scrunch' for my lunch today.
At gone 11.00am I should think so Candy darlin' - there's a building site across the valley from me, in full sight of my lounge windows and they...
Just be careful of the Physio-terrorists matey. Some years ago, I was in hospital after having my knee joint replaced. The physio came up with...
Good morning matey and welcome to HIP from this ancient, decrepit crinkly t'other side of the 'pond' from you.
Ms Whiplash [MEDIA]
True, can't bend down that far anymore, Have to have podiatrist do it for me. TNP us waiting for a shopping delivery.
I still prefer me 'stodge' zen matey - Steak and Kidney pudding, Beef stew and suet dumplings, and toad-in-the-hole.
Psssst - anyone wanna buy several thousand tons of marine diesel ??? - Royal Navy have managed to lose £250,000 worth from what should have been a...
Oi !!! - join the queue, I was here first - want to borrow one to park on the South side of Westminster bridge at midday on a Wednesday when the...
No, not allowed to fly that far anymore, not that American immigration would allow me in in the first place as I've been a card-carrying member of...
Cherries are ok, as are apples and 'normal' pears, but I'm certainly not keen on eating soap - errrrggghhh yuk !!!
Deep depression over Ross-on-Wye after Everton got 'thumped' again last night.
Attended Hospital (Outpatient Dept) for a blood test - had an armful (Tony Hancock) taken !!! [MEDIA]
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