Fuck Philly and Dallas :rage:
I ate a big lunch today, which prevented me from getting drunk. Oh well. Tomorrow is a new day.
There are parts of the US/Canada that are very much European in culture and even architecture. I’d say Europe is a lot closer to the US than...
Ahh didn’t know. I’m really just joking anyway. ..but if the man situation changes let me know :innocent:
Eloise, the northeast is nice but come on down to Florida or meet me in DC if you want to go on a proper date with ol deviate :smile:
That’ll be me but substitute pit bulls for cats.
I just threw away 3 truckloads of junk the ex left behind. I asked her for 4 years to start getting rid of stuff, then we split and she leaves it...
Don’t fuck with my woman.
I had a girlfriend that bit my dick just hard enough for me to realize the mortality of the the thing and the actual vulnerable position you’re in...
Hi!
Give me a few hours, I’ll be back.
If you don’t know if your partner likes it, asking might be wise instead of just doing it when in a position they can simply bite down and ruin...
If you grab her by the by the back of the head and move it to the right angel so it can go down her throat, it feels just like getting a blowjob...
No, it was definitely self righteous. Actually most things you post are.
I saw this and thought mama was back :cry:
Because you are contributing to wear and tear and eventually that road or sidewalk will need repair or replacement. You’re contributing to...
Don’t ever travel on concrete then, since cement production contributes 10% to global c02 emissions.
Naps are good before a long night of blow.
INFJ. Most days though, IDGAF.
Are these people real? If I don’t have a sex partner I’m sure as hell taking care of it myself.
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