I'm (semi) broke. And most of the people I've delivered to are 'kids' in college towns that are too lazy or too busy studying to go pick up food....
Did not recognize this Crystal and looked it up..guess it's also called peridot? I know that one
not really,no I'm right outside of Los angeles
Which one do you guys wanna ride in? Lmao [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
That's ding dong ditch
She looks more like Darla from Little rascals. People have always called her older sister Dora though. I call them Mary Kate and Ashley and they...
Maybe she is going through her teenage phase early. (She has the talking back part down). And parenting her as a teen will be a breeeeze. I can...
This is getting convoluted. Originally about my kindergarten crush. Then talked about my highschool sweetheart and his Schizo borther. Next will...
Dude,he ended his older brothers relationship with me. Out of jealousy. By lying to their mom. He admitted that to me recently. Apparently little...
I was working at Nascar once. As a cashier. It was hot and I took my boots off. Coworker next to me started saying I was unprofessional. It's...
Because he is bat shit crazy. Diagnosed by a doctor, as schizo. He halluciantes. Also a compulsive liar.
I took off two articles though lol Wait, 4
Ah thought that said you were on the ride.. I once got stuck on E.T. ride at Universal studios. Hot and stuffy and the same music playing over and...
Yeah,it was just a trick :p
Hotel California has always been a lucky song of mine
Who else wants to strip down butt naked.. On the count of.. 3.. 2.. 1!
I just stumbled upon this term about an hour ago..
Okay. I'm back inside. Too hot outside.
I'm going outside with popsicles and bubbles.
Yeah, their grandma got them Kindles for Xmas. I'm an adult,I can be online........ I limit their online time. I don't like them going on YouTube....
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