Why can't I just meet a nice guy that isn't gay in the produce section . Like in the moovies.
Too many Jay's, Jim's ,Kevin's, and Tony's.. Think I've been on dates with about 5 Michael's. Argh.
I have a jar of honey..
He had just been a crush. Nothing too special. Literally all the girls in grade school were in love with him. I moved on in second grade....
"Let's document this for our class reunion"
Lmao who takes photos of something like that. Probably some of the one post wonders here.
My kids are couch potatoes and don't wanna do anything. It's hot though. I want to take them to the library and they have a kids play section....
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You think I'm sweet? You made my heart flutter..:)
Maybe try acting. I used to like to change my hair a lot,my clothes usually stay the same though.
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That's cool. I actually had a sweet,innocent high school sweetheart and I think we would have made it and gotten married. His mom was very...
Nah, I like smoking joints with Virgin Mary ..
I want to learn how to shoot a rifle..[ATTACH]
Ur in the lead!!
Maybe buy some Pepto beforehand
Starting to get really hot in cali..I need to go North!!
People will have strong opinions about this. So as the cool kids say, "just do you"..or do what you gotta do..
I've seen this movie maybe three or four times now. It always pisses me off. Walter Keane, that is. He's such a douche bag. Taking the credit for...
I swear..is everyone on dating sites named Jay or Michael. Finally found a Sebastian. This is getting old.
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