Lol u guys are Weirdos!!!! Anyone wanna trade undies with me?? New,and clean!!
What series' have you binge watched on Netflix? I just finished Bates Motel and 13 Reasons Why. Those are my recommendations for psychological...
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I pee in the shower. I try not to. But it feeeels sooo good.
How are ur bowel movements though? :P
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Cats only do cute things. Even when they're being aholes and do things like knock stuff over..
Omg my dog just bit an extension chord and scared the shit out of me. This is why I like cats. Cats are not dumb enough to do shit like that.
I used to always sleep naked then I started thinking about ..what if house burned down ,or there was an energency and I would need to run out...
Idk ,met two that were aholes. Ya know what,I actually don't like dogs haha. Cuz I'm a crazy cat lady!! I'm actually an animal lover and vegetaria...
Recounted and I'm at 13. Damn, I'm a ho. Really though,does it count if the sex was the worst you ever had and forgettable? Also does it count if...
Roughly ten-twelvish.
I miss eating it Everyday.
Not sure if anyone remembers the box exchange we did a couple of years ago. It turned out alright,box got back to me. I have an idea for a new...
This made me remember my first bf saying he wanted to shrink me so he can put me in his pocket and take me everywhere..
"You're my favorite" hah that might seem like favorite fuck but I think he meant favorite person in general, whateva
"You smell like my wife" .. I was his wife.. it was really sweet..strange one,that one..
My favorite is the Pokey Little Puppy.
I kissed a girl, and I liked it. Kissed another girl,liked it even more..
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