I need to get back in the saddle soon, nothing over about 25 though I think
this should be my song, lol [MEDIA]
she knows what I'm like, I always had several women on the go back in the day.
here's a good one, it's all about me going shopping, well it reminds me of my shopping, 'oh shit, forgot the feckin dog food' lol [MEDIA]
What was that old joke about singing that while walking through an orphanage, lol
I am, lol. I've told my mate if I win the lottery I'm gonna buy his house, it's massive, I'm gonna surround it with a chainlink fence so my 6...
on the subject of annoying funny songs, here's another. [MEDIA]
it's funny, you know you're getting old when you remember things like 'being gay' and 'coming out' meaning something entirely different, imagine...
sounds like a right wierdo, still it takes all sorts, are you sure he was just happy?
Did you read that one in the paper last year? Apparently a young woman, a teacher, was having kinky sex with her boyfriend and the vibrator...
no, I saw this absolutely stunning woman in town, about 18 years old, very slim, long blonde hair and all she was wearing was a red wetlook...
I don't do beaches, can't stand lying about doing nothing, lol. went out for fish and chips earlier, I think I'm in love
Yes, but you love me for it. lol xxxx
Ah, we're finding the level now, I notice your comment was about sweating in them, not about not wearing them, lol.
oh well, there goes the neighbourhood, still maybe the council tax bill will drop.
I just fond these for you, the perfect solution to avoiding a wet bum at work[ATTACH] and this is that suit you wanted. [ATTACH]
how odd, when we have them they're usually all over the street, well at least the blood is. lol
Yeah, the guy's a prick, a jumped up little 19 year old brat who thinks he's a gangster, it's just a shame I don't still have my old contacts, I'd...
Oh come on , don't play the innocent, remember you asked me to order that clear latex bodysuit for you, you said you wanted to wear it at your...
I had a right result on Saturday, however five minutes later would have been better, I'd have been out cutting the hedge by then so could have had...
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