I thought he was Mr Bean, or at least a very close relative!The guy is a complete TIT, once again we're having a lockdown and once again it's half...
Mines not like that, she hates vets but likes a challenge, she goes in all pumped up, 'ok mate, lets see you try anything nasty and watch what I...
I've just had one of those moments when I realised just how amazing some people really are, I was watching one of those programmes about accidents...
Run in and smack him in the mouth for being a tosser, well it always works when I do it! S
Bolts C
The specific heat capacity of pure water at sea level is 4.2 joules per gramme!
A rich man is approaching a narrow bridge on a country lane in Ireland, in his new Bentley he thinks he's king of the road and isn't about to give...
An Englishman, an Irishman,a Welshman, a Scotsman, a Jew and a Catholic walk into a bar and the barman says, 'bloody hell, what's this some kind...
I liked him very much, he played in so many films that get forgotten because he wasn,t well known at the time, Local hero was a brilliant film...
Correct, a hose clip, or a Jubilee clip as they are commonly known in the UK. Appologies for not coming back quicker, been out all morning.
Newton le Willows, nr Haydock
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When all this is over we're really going to have to meet up for a pint, I mean you're only up the road from me.
A bunch of city kids get taken to a farm on a day trip and the following day the headmistress is asking the kids about the trip, a little lad puts...
I'm like that, people I've never met for years reckon I've never changed and I can't recognise them, it can get bloody embarrassing at times.
I've told you before about listening to Boris on the news, you know it stresses you. lol
same shit different day!
remids me of the joke about the bloke in the nightclub, he gets chatting to a very attractive young lady, 'hi, my name is bob, I've got a 12 inch...
I've seen something very similar somewhere, I just can't remember what it is. lol
Thanks, I think we can all learn from the experiences of others, sometimes you can hear how someone made a mistake and avoid doing the same...
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