I have two big regrets, the first was not joining the police when I had the chance, well two chances actually, and the second was not marrying a...
He was going on the other day about how he can make more money in the private sector than in his job as PM, I can see one tiny problem with that...
it's just that I do get a bit disappointed/worried if Candy doesn't involve dildo's in a post, lol
I don't know, no dildo's and no wasps, hardly worth getting out of bed!
There's a few women round here with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, lol
I still reckon it was a wasp! if it wasn't a bee it had to be a wasp, lol
Believe me if I could get hold of some frag grenades, lol
A wasp!
I may launch a few rockets for bonfire night, I'm quite accurate at hand launching them now.
well what sort of dildo is it then?
I won't be playing this year, I haven't got a chainsaw.lol
is it a plastic dildo?
coulrophobia, a fear of clowns, personally I'm not afraid of him, I just hate him, still november the 5th is fast approaching, we can but hope.
chutney, or a glass dildo?
The fact that Boris and his clowns are still breathing.
marmalade, or a glass dildo?
I had that several years ago, a bloody neighbour with a garden strimmer, every morning when I was trying to sleep after being on nights! Anyway, a...
It's far away and he can't be on top of it, then tell him it's female he never has a problem getting on top of them, just ask any one of the 6...
The whole testing thing is a joke, I read an article at the begining of October and it referred to the government bringing in the 14 day isolation...
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