Now that's funny.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies. My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
I am bi but I think about women so much more than men. I do like to get my kink on with men on occasion.
I have a few different size buttplugs. I like to walk around with them in at home.
A few different size dildos. Paddle, cat o nine tails.
A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary countryside road and says "Step out of the car and take your dick out..." Driver: *freezes at...
Police Chief: "As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" New Recruit: "Call...
Why can't you explain puns to a kleptomaniac? They take things, literally.
If a drummer comes out of retirement. Will there be repercussions?
I've been to St. Marrten Orient beach twice. The first time I was nervous the 2nd time I really enjoyed seeing some beauties.
I've been bent over and came in my own mouth a few times. Not bad.
Do you ever finger your ass? Yes Do you ever use any anal toys? Oh yes Have you ever had anal sex? Yes Did you give or receive? Receive What is...
I do the same thing. I spank my bottom with a belt. I have several different kinds I use depending on what I'm in the mood for.
We bought an older home and started doing some remodeling. I work nights and one afternoon I could feel two hands on my hip and thigh like...
I am a bottom guy. Nothing like letting a guy in charge tell me what to do. When I feel his dick enter me it's pure heaven.
I do have a butt plug and several different different size dildos I use on a reg. basis. My favorite is the expanding butt plug I have. I do...
I like to wear a solid rubber one as I clean house. Makes's it fun.
If it's clean sure.
The first time a guy came in my mouth it was different than what I'd thought it would be. A little bitter but not bad. I kept thinking this is...
How old were you when you first had anal? 14 What got you into anal? A neighbor boy wanted to try it What are you favorite positions for...
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