Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?" The...
A man goes into the confession booth at church. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned". "What is your sin, my son?" asks the priest. "Well,...
A little field mouse was scampering across a field when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole. After a while the little mouse...
I like mine warmed up a little bit. I think it makes it feel better.
The marriage between the elderly farmer and his young wife was not working out too well, so the farmer consulted his doctor for advice. "The next...
When I die I want a closed casket funeral. However towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop goes the weasel" over and...
I have an inflatable butt plug that feels really good. I love to walk around with it in me for hours.
I have several different size dildos that I use when I am alone. My favorite is an expanding butt plug. I love walking around feeling it in me.
I've used leather belts, whips, ping pong paddles, hair brush, switches, hand.
I occasionally like to do some self spanking. I've used a belt, cut switches, riding crop. I love feeling my ass getting red. I also like to do...
I agree it's a lot of fun. I have a parachute toy that I use and add weights to. I also like a little spanking on my balls, and squeezing them.
I do like mine lightly spanked. Squeezed and pulled on.
I do like being spanked. I've had a few guys spank my ass with their hands as he's doing me. I've been spanked by a switch outside. I also like...
I've been spanked by a few guys and whipped a few times outdoors. I really get into getting spanked with anal. It's very erotic.
I guess I am bi. I've been bi most of my life. I am married and love women. I've sucked a few cocks. Nothing like the feeling of a hard cock...
I'm on my 2nd German Shepherd and they are really smart. I also have a rescue husky and she's pretty darn sharp.
Anyone enjoy a little ball spanking?
Ok candles do work great, and veggies like carrots and small zuchini are great also
An enema is a really good way to get you cleaned out before anal. I think the best way, but my opinion
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