I had a girl jerk me off at a music festival once though. It dark though and she had her hands down my pants so nobody could really tell I guess....
I’m not really into masturbating in public. Don’t quite fancy an appearance before the courts and my name in the paper.
Yep. I’m uncut, don’t know anybody who actually is. Not that I’ve been told anyway. Genital mutilation is generally frowned upon over there.
Do you have a particular thing you do/routine, maybe a place? I like to finish work and grab a nice long hot shower. I usually soap my balls up...
Have to tried Tenga Eggs? I’ve never masturbated using them before but they look like great fun. I’d never heard of them til a few days ago.
I wouldn’t say they feel quite like the real thing but good all the same. The only problem with the flashlight is that you have to keep adding the...
Left. But I’m enjoying using the fleshlight more than my hand at the moment.
I often masturbate in front of the mirror, and I have recorded myself jerking off in the past. I don’t particularly get off watching myself...
It happens. Often I just get a throbbing hard on that just won’t go away. Only one way to solve that problem.
Normally wouldn’t leave it that long. We’ve been away for a few weeks and at it a lot. My balls were feeing pretty drained and empty when I got back.
I hadn’t came for about a week until I had sex with my wife this morning. I reckon that beats it.
I’m currently drinking a beer and eating a slice of toast. Perhaps I’ll go water the grass or walk the dog next.
I love a traditional name. Not keen on this modern trend of wacky names and surnames for forenames.
We’re both 38 and have only got round to tying quite recently. I wish we’d started earlier but we both had lots in life that we wanted to do...
Never liked it on a woman, I find it looks shit and fake. I prefer the natural look. On a bloke it just looks ridiculous and you’re opening...
Cujo - Stephen King. So far it’s good, I’m about 120 pages into it. I find it incredibly frustrating the way the novel has no chapters in it. It’s...
Nice Jack Russell. I have one just like it.
I won’t disagree with you there. The populist movement that seems to be the norm of late is a cause for concern. Without a doubt it’s fair to say...
As for the WW2 stuff, well it was only ever really one country wasn’t it. I’d like to think they’ve moved on a bit from mass genocide and trying...
There’s many things Britain can’t do whilst confined to the shackles of the EU. For example, whilst a member of the European Union she is unable...
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