I'm [anywhere else] but I would really rather be masturbating
Yep, the Dems will just roll over and let it happen.
To compensate for all my strife, she needs to send it to me. Cash accepted.
There's no time like the present.....and it's time never wasted...
Margie, in general, is an embarrassment....to everywhere. [ATTACH]
Having an after office edging session...
I wouldn't say Satan exactly, but maybe mostly crooks and opportunists. Organized religion, organized crime.....hmmmm, I'm sensing a connection...
They're still thinking CRT is Cathode Ray Tubes......
I never signed the NDA.... Why is Trump often referred to as "Pigboy Trump"? That’s a name that has haunted him since sophomore year in high...
one of my sales motivational comics.....pay no attention to that date....... [ATTACH]
Funny, I've been reading Prince Valiant since I was a kid. I always said, the day they stop printing it in the Sunday comics here, that's the day...
Couldn't have put it better myself......
Your honor, with my present state of mind, I plead the fifth.
It was a sad day to see Bloom County go.....I kept a copy of the final Sunday color strip.....
Big whoop, he'll refund the money after he pleads the fifth 900 times.
Just keep telling it. Lazy Democrats give up easily, why even bother voting..... The Republican smear ads here are running at ten times the...
$10k a day is pretty cheap to stay out of jail when you're stoopid rich...
Now that was funny......Jimmy always gets it right.
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Now our boy Madison Cawthorn tried for a SECOND TIME to smuggle a loaded gun through airport security. Daddy will probably pay a $100 fine, and...
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