People, people, - let me explain; Mincemeat is NOT minced meat, but a jar of dried mixed fruit and sweetened, plus small pieces of orange peel and...
We're fast approaching a Scottish Tradition - Burns Night wherein lots of Haggis, neeps & Tatties are consumed, all washed down with a large...
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Words fail me to descibe what I feel for these so-called scientists !!! Scientists creating ‘risky’ self-spreading viruses in US and EU, paper...
Wine (and other alcoholic drinks) are digested via stomach and are not in any way affected by the lungs. I too have a pair of crap lungs, having...
Johnson's lies are so bad that even members of his own staff no longwer trust him !!! Failure to disclose texts to Tory donor ‘shook confidence’...
Zen matey, I'll say the same to you as I did to Candy, - BRANDY for medicinal puposes !!!
Nah, nah, nah, your money ain't good in my town, the drinks are on me.
Hennesey ??? - no, nothing so common - has to be Remy Martin !!!
Excellent news, what did I tell you - BRANDY for medicinal purposes !!! ;)
The news that Djokovic has been 'banged up' in a quarantine hotel in Australia all weekend pending his appeal against deportation for non...
Made and ate my breakfast and drunk my (special) coffee !!!
With your head up, and looking far enough ahead, you should (a) see the potential danger, (b) take appropriate avoiding action timeously.
When asked about inflation worries in October last year, that stupid bastard said there was nothing to worry about, notwithstanding that very...
When walking; Rule of thumb - "Head up, eyes front, look where you're going" !!!
They will get their comeuppence come the revolution !!!
Good evening Stevie matey and welcome from this ancient, decrepit crinkly a little further South of you.
Apart from making a large cauldron of beef stew, I also made a 2lb Mincemeat fruit loaf. There is absolutely no way I'm going to eat out of tins...
Hmmmm - sounds good, but try slicing the potato in half, scoring the two halves, adding a knob of butter on each half, then placing slices of...
Proving just how gullible some people are !!!
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