Somewhere in my truck there's a pen drive with a load of old songs on it, we'll meet again, there'll always be an England, Lilli Marlene,...
in the uk it has gone stupid, a group of protesters tear down a statue and throw it in the river, the police stand by and do nothing, a guy takes...
I think these days a lot of people have lost the idea, it all seems to be about 'making love', which is fine, but sometimes you just want to get...
Is this a bit like 'Alice'?
Last night watching a hospital programme, there was this very religious woman who'd been in an accident, they were treating her and had given her...
I had a dog that chewed wasps, then one night I went out and got pissed, when I woke up the following morning I had this woman in bed with me, she...
I love it when I go into the shop and there's a group of women behind me, "would you like a bag love? asks the assistant as she scans my...
Number 17 is wrong, illegible handwriting is called 'Phil's' lol, I wrote and order number on a pad and handed it to a guy in the wholesalers,...
Didn't you go and enquire, or at least video it? honestly, it might have been interesting. lol
Yeah, but why do we think tea is the answer to everything? I've just crashed my motorbike at 40 mph, I'm cut, bruised and aching, this bloody...
Don't you bloody start, I've enough with the idiots up here, I'm seriously thinking of moving. lol
I have a way around that and it never fails, don't drink tea. lol
I think I'm confused enough thanks. lol
When you start rubbing your head because it feels itchy, and blood starts pouring down your face, it wasn't really that that annoyed me, it was...
Today I tried to get a dongle for a very expensive piece of test equipment, non available anywhere so I rang the manufacturer,"I'm afraid we no...
goodnight, xxxx
you should open your purse more often. lol
I was driving down the road last week and these lads were acting stupid, even though they shouldn't have been out, I was so tempted to give them a...
he won't be laughing when I do my 'psycho' impression and put an axe through his windscreen. lol
When I was with the fire support team ours was brilliant, it kept sending us away from fires, lol
Separate names with a comma.
