You know it's big when you're van looks like a dinky toy. [ATTACH]
This'll teach her to say I spend too much time down the pub, I made my own beer garden, and table. [ATTACH]
this is what happens when she says she'd like something different for christmas, and forgets her husbands an electrician, lol [ATTACH]
I wouldn't say my wife is overly houseproud, but. lol [ATTACH] And no, this wasn't staged, she really was hoovering the artificial grass!
this is what happens when someone doesn't know how to use a tape measure. lol [ATTACH]
If you go any chance you can bring me some sunshine back in your luggage lol, don't do abroad, can't leave my dog with anyone.
Yeah, you never really know do you? Mind you I remember one woman on a forum, fell for it hook line and sinker, a group of guys started saying she...
No, it was another one, we gave up on it because as soon as the blokes realised she was my wife, they started asking me to send them pictures of...
Indeed they can, I've had quite a few trying to get a reaction, trouble is they don't like it when they get one.
That's true, I went on one forum, nobody took me on all day, my wife came home from work and decided to have a go, she doesn't do forums, within...
Not really, I went back to work last june, but left at Christmas, I couldn't put up with one of the managers, he kept pushing me to see how I'd...
Oh yes, I like a bit of banter, I'm old school though, I like to chat to people about anything, I was pretty well educated so I can discuss most...
Yeah, the only stuff that worked on me was Diazepam, but they won't give you that because junkies abuse it. I remember once I was in such a state...
I,m too old now, a mate asked me if I still chased the women like I used to ( I had 3 on the go at once), I had to laugh, chase them now, I...
Oddly enough I worked nights because I don't sleep well, in fact I left one job when they said I had to do day shift. When I was really ill it was...
I've got into trouble so many times over this, lol, I don't flirt, I'm too old now, I just have a way with people, my wife always says I'm...
The weirdest place I ever slept was in an electrical substation at work, I went in to check something in the middle of the night, there was an old...
HA, selfies, I remember my first mobile phone, calls only, not even texts, it was like a housebrick, then again it did come in handy if you got...
I did photography at school, they'd got all the gear but nobody was interested, so it was just me at lunchtimes and after schools, I loved it....
Due to an incident many years ago I've never been able to ejaculate during a blow job and recently it's been bothering me what it would feel like,...
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