I wonder what ejaculating would feel like if I had elephantitis of the balls?
The prospect of scaring and playing tricks on people after I die is more appealing than heaven.
I don't know what you people are talking about. If you'll excuse me I gotta call my friend over to help me move this couch... I think he's...
Fuck em Death. I tell everybody to not even bother texting me because they'll never get an answer.
I have a dry erase board, but I'm more apt to put "drink white Russians and go bowling" than shit I really need to do.
I never judge women based on looks. I fall in love with the personality.
I respect their gumption, but running overweight can lead to injuries. Walking is a good start and changing diet would lead to faster results....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1TpeMt8aF4"]Jonathan Edwards - Shanty (studio) - YouTube This song always reminds me of home for some reason.
I stay lean and mean. I just eat whenever I'm hungry.
I can get addicted to anything. From work to drugs. I try to keep addicted to work and exercise so I stay away from other things, but moderation...
Calling me Opie over and over would give me probable cause.
I got to thinking... I only really pop on here 2 or three times a week anyway. Just in between coming here instead of being unproductive I'll be...
I've been so busy lately and my social calender has exploded. I'll pop in when I find a little time. I think a least a few of you would care....
Machinist shows off his alter ego [IMG]
There's no excuse then. He could save his money and have that for you in 4 work days.
Just yesterday someone ordered a shot of tequila and wanted a pickle juice chaser. I had to go to the back and get some out of a big tub of pickles.
Yeah, but how does this help my billiards game? damn!
I've got nothing to hide HERE. hahaha
No I just don't want one.
Did i just get raped?
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