Brushed teeth. Had coffee. Went to work. Life on the fast lane.
Oh no, that was a guy I met in the army..
You're gonna need it after I'm done with you. Just ask the blonde bombshell I nailed the day before yesterday.
It's a seduction technique and I'm confident enough about it to actually tell you that.
To confuse you.
Wasn't talking to you.
I am. Make a choice now.
The cleanliness of my apartment.
He really is.
Droopy's wife makes me happy as well, no need for nine other things.
Once a ****, always a ****, eh?
I've been called a pig several times in my life. Does that count?
Love 'em since I do have great legs.
:love:
That's not the same. I guess I just like putting a face to a name. Of course I have the benefit of being gorgeous, I understand if you're hard...
"Parallel Worlds" by Michio Kaku, "The Game" by Neil Strauss + listening to George Carlin's "Last Words" audiobook.
Regularly.
I don't like it. We already know your username.
I'm too witty for my own good. I do wish I could eat the emoticons sometimes.
Stop trying to cuntrol us.
Separate names with a comma.
