I will enjoy it until they close the lid on me......or turn on the gas.
What in the hell is wrong with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis? [ATTACH]
Plenty of time to work later. It's all part of the life - work - masturbation balance thing.....
Welcome to team edge... Edging is the best... I wouldn't do it any other way now, it's a great way to make it last.
If she was a Democrat, there would be a riot.
Mr. Spock couldn't have put it any better!!
<<glugs down a gallon of orange juice>> Ready, honey?
Be careful of Asparagus !!!
I just don't understand. You're 75, you might be dead in no time. Your brother already died. You can't be in great health with that fat ass....
Great, and I hardly get a drop...
The boyfriend shirt....very sexy...sometimes showing just enough is better than it all..
You can't argue with statistics!! Kinsey....helping us men get more sex for years....
"Chairman Leader" to you little people...you little people that have to follow those things.....laws?
Honestly, I really think he believes he is. Why don't they see the mania here?
Let's hope McCconnell doesn't have a lot of look-alike friends like Cecil....
>>As a little boy my mom caught me masturbating in a unlock door>> I learned my lesson once there to keep my door closed as a kid. She tromped...
maybe even a contagion.
Cecil is perfect. Even better than calling him scrotum face...
hmm....seems to be common condition...
McConnell ---->> Scrotum face....
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