I haven't read the forum rules in about 7 years, and i really just kinda skimmed over them halfassedly then. I feel safe typing "fuck" in the...
Every place I've worked at has a "just let the robber get what they want, but remember details" signs posted on the bulletin board. Even though...
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Fuck abroad. I did :D
The universe confirms to me that I could just point to a random star and say that it's actually the planet Venus to someone and they'll believe...
Find a place where a bunch of fat people hang out and just run laps around them for the hell of it. you'll feel better about yourself.
I just drink cup after cup at work and never contribute to the coffee fund so it's free for me.
banned for pissing on Fords
chicken and dumplings
szczeblew*** I left the last three letters a mystery so you wouldn't get my full last name.
See I told you! Orison's got this life thing figured out man.
I've got a 10 minute grace. I've got about 15 interchangeable excuses I can come up with at any given time, and I'm good at fixing shit, so I'm...
A friend at work randomly walked up to me and said "If you were a ninja... you'd be a ginja" I miss the old pollock jokes.
I can't afford em.
What's hard about life? My animals stay fed, I smoke my weed, and take vacations whenever! Life is good my friends.
I just kinda assume everyone's really typing questions aimed at me because... well you know I'm awesome and junk.
Just move to Alaska. America's own little slice of Canada.
how do you know I haven't already "got it" and already thanked Orison 2 years ago? You're late to the party sister. Oh yeah thanks again Orison.
WRONG WRONG WRONG! I was helped on this site over 6 years ago once. I lost everything once and for a month the words typed in those little white...
I swear it grows an extra inch if I get a stoner boner.
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