Hey, I thought I paid for the personal delivery option!
Are you celebrating the 500 bucks you just made? Congrats!!!
My dog looks at me that way sometimes....
Put some Grey Poupon on your dick. Classy ladies just love that shit!
I think your only option left is to go on a hunger strike. Stop eating until she's ready to be more kinky.
I thought chickens that kill children, otherwise it should have been written chicken-killing children....
Is that your baby daddy? Hot!
You know that's the last thought that went through bin Laden's mind: "If only I had more accurate drawings of my yard..."
Put the fucking lotion on!!!!
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Casa de mi Padre.
I've loved the stuff ever since seeing my first concert after drinking a bhang lassi. Try "Indian Classical" on Pandora. This should bring up a...
....I thought i recognized mama from somewhere!
Attacked for no damn reason???? You threw the poor fucker, of coarse he is going to attack!
This should worry you even more, then: http://bonsaikitten.com/gray.html
I think you are confusing correlation with causation.... Maybe the non-believers just happen to be cool people already.
teddyboi meet nz male, nz male meet teddyboi
I suggest that you turn this into a First World Problems meme....
The Inland Empire sucked smoggy, hot balls.
Perfect! Its that time of year, got to get in shape again.
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