Feeling better now?
Starting now.
I need to do the same.
Are you here to masturbate too, or just provide pics for the men?
I am doing it now.
You can't prove a negative. If you want to go along with stupid conspiracy theories, knock yourself out.
Someone at CNN with way too much free time drew up an article about this a few days ago....
I am about to do it.
I top out around 45 WPM and wish I could do faster.
I am.
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I am going to jerk off now.
Doing it now
I am yanking on my throbbing penis now.
Not yet, but I will.
There's obviously no such thing as a universally beloved celebrity, but I like to think he will always come closest to that ideal. Even critics of...
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I could sure use it now.
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