I walked into a bar
I've been doing it to your girlfriend for years and she hasn't gotten knocked up yet.
such insight, you're a f*#kin genius
Isn't that what I said.
I'm no wordsmith but his command of the english language is a nightmare.
is a watch jewelry, it's the only piece I wear everyday. I have a wedding ring I where when I'm doing something social. I have various silver and...
a tee shirt
I may take a nap during the day on the couch but my wife is the one that falls asleep on it in the evening.
I have maybe 4 or 5 I could call if I needed to bury a body. A dozen if I was broke down on the highway at 2am. A a lot more if I needed to move....
WTF are you talking about..... calling a sprinkle a downpour you make no sense.
Hi
Copper feather
*grabs dirty laundry, heads to laundromat*
I vote for one willing to be with me.
hi
Eagle tracks
You're quite the badass.
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