I have to say, I'm delighted that @I'minmyunderwear still posts. I have always had an e-crush on him. :hearteyes:
I can say no one gets horny when I wear my short shorts. Unless they have an affinity for biscuit dough
I still think about Toolmaggot and wonder about her. I wonder if she's still dying her armpit hair and pubes and if she still has the Batman logo...
Well, I don't know if he was Instagramming, but some kid was taking like a million selfies in the surgery waiting room at the hospital when my dad...
I saw them March 3 last year and it was AWESOME. Edit- Ahaha, I realized I already replied to this
My husband is working from home lately. He's currently outside measuring for the car port we are having installed next week. He's an IT...
I live in a place that meth heads walk around all day like zombies. So no...no thanks. I'll still smoke the hell out of some pot though
Lame, it's a really REALLY awesome show. Seeing them was on my bucket list, so I'm so super stoked I got to check off a bucket list item. I'm...
My job is so great when everyone is being silly and in a good mood. We've had many customers tell us how jealous they are of our jobs because it...
Ahahahahaha I saw Metallica two weeks ago Saturday. My tickets were originally $83 each for nosebleeds. I didn't pay for the tickets so I won't...
I'm still waiting to fall apart, like it should happen, but it really hasn't. I had a hard time when I walked into the family room at the church...
Toast and bacon, or beef jerky and cheese, or a pumpkin muffin. I work at a gas station lol
My mom died two weeks after this thread was started. She was dying for a long time, but the signs that the end was speeding at us like a rocket...
Thanks, everyone. It was a really lovely service, and I have plans for some of her ashes once I save enough money.
Thanks. I guess I'm still in that shock of "It's over" right now. It was only a year and a half but it was the most horrible thing to watch....
When my mom got sick. I mean, I'm not old (yet), hell, even she wasn't (she was 59 when she breathed her last breath Friday morning), but it sure...
She doesn't play soccer with her baby, no matter how frustrated she gets.
Dude I used to pretend I was a boxcar kid in my grandpa's wood shop because their adventures sounded so awesome. I almost forgot about that...
Warmer, too
2. Nipples
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