House call
I'm having trouble switching out of night shift mode. I think I'll make some hibiscus/puerh tea to help me sleep. Hibiscus seems to have a...
"the printer"
Long road
The gingerbread man. Made with...
You took the words right out of my mouth
Hahaha, this is making me laugh enough to get my eyes watering! Just what I needed!
I'll try all if those, but I can already hear my fellow coworkers making teabag jokes as soon as they see one on my face.
"Oh, I thought that was my sandwich" Actually I don't say that often(actually I don't think I've ever said that), and I don't think I would take...
I forgot to bring Visine to work. Watching several monitors for hours takes a toll on your eyes. Only about 9 hours to go though.
That's really good info! I totally forgot to get some kohlrabi to make new batches. I do have some kohlrabi growing right now that should be...
Oops, I told someone else and thought I told you. That stuff wipes me out. Roman gods
Party balloon Secret, I too another zolpidem and the aren't working
Can we hyphenate words like reverse-cowgirl into one word? Never mind...BaLoon ride
An ice cream truck.
Over here!
Shoe polish
What's happening?
Ocean floor
I'm stuffed
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