I love my human.[ATTACH]
I always swallow. It's my reward for doing a good job.
I think if a woman woke up as a man she would be greatly surprised. She wouldn't worry about the toilet seat being dirty when she had to pee....
One of the best comedies of all time. Favorite line "You're killing me Smalls."
My wife suggested that I try having a guy fuck me since I enjoyed having a dildo in my ass. She said it would feel better and it did.
Laying on my back with my ass at the edge and my friend jacking me off while he's fucking me.
Bisexual. Love to have sex with both wife and men. With men it's just sex, with the wife love goes along with the sex.
My first time was because of my wife. When my wife would give me a blow job she would use a finger to play with asshole. It felt good. She...
Whay, whay, whay.
To me it's all about the sex. I don't have to have love or emotional attachment to the person I'm having sex with. I've have sex with who I could...
Joey's prostate doesn't bother me at all. I don't produce the news. I just have to listen to it while trying to find news that I actually care about.
I guess I'm old school. If 2 people engage in an activity in which one of them has an orgasm, then they engaged in sex. If you don't believe that...
Most polls are almost worthless. In St. Louis on KMOX radio there is a program that has a democrat and a republican that talk about the issues and...
Trump and Biden are both politicians. Not all liars are politicians but all politicians are liars. I'm not sure there has ever been a honest...
A college physics professor once told theoretical physicist Richard Feynman that his students didn't understand quantum physics to which Feynman...
I've given plenty but only to 4 guys. Not many to many to the first two. Lots to the last two. I always swallow, it's my reward for doing a good...
Mine has definitely changed. With my wife it's not as often and less vigorous. I'm 73 and she's 67. We still have sex about twice a week and it's...
I prefer a sundress but jeans that are tight can be a close second.
My wife and I still have sex on a fairly regular basis. Not nearly as much as when we were younger but still get it on. She introduced me to the...
Two engineers are trying to figure out how high a flag pole is. A blond on a construction crew nearby notices them. After 20 minutes she walks...
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