Yeah, my bad. The mission is named Dimples. I got confused cause this one guy said, "Dimples estimated takeoff time is 02:45.
Haha! Orison, you always have the funniest, thingies.. Whatever those funny pictures with hilarious slogans are called..?
Me too! The first time I read it I laughed so hard I cried. I had to bury my face to quiet myself down. My cat was quite offended by the...
I'm watching a show about Hiroshima, and the plane that dropped the bomb was given the nickname Dimples, cause it sounds "unlikely". And it made...
Haha! Me too! I laughed hysterically.
"Clearly I remember picking on the boy. Seemed a harmless little fuck." Pearl Jam - Jeremy
That dirty commie rat!
I see the rats AND the hooters are over sized in Sweden! :D
I was at a Subway yesterday (eat fresh ;) ) and two old guys were talking in detail about having pieces of skin cut off themselves after being...
My wonderful, amazing girlfriend, my kind and optimistic mother, Bob Marley's music, my cat who has like 9 names, good jokes, Cyndi Lauper, Fidel...
Also, am I the only one who after reading this lifted their feet off the floor?
"The kids were afraid it would come back to life as some sort of zombie rat. They didn't want to touch it," Korsas said. Why the fuck would you...
This is the funninest goddamn thing I've read in a long time! When I was reading the first line I was thinking, 'You'd have to squish it or step...
Everything is comprised of atoms, including the brain. A brain will question it's existence, a rock, also comprised of atoms, will not. Not...
I would, if naturally inclined to be attracted to men of great character, date GLENGLEN. With his fine culinary tastes, cunning masculinity when...
Haha... Geeze. It was probably a Walmart employee.
A few years ago while downtown I seized an opportunity that truly comes along not even once in the average life time... I was walking through...
Does he have to shout and act like a douche just because it's "alternative"? Seems like he's prematurely connecting dots that may not even be...
If he has reservations about educational systems that's his problem. It isn't right for him to project that on you and stop you from learning and...
And they really like eating Mulberries which gives them bright purple diarrhea...
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