Pffftt... Puhleeze... I am full of excuses...
I just live under a rock.. We don't have tv.
C'mon, be a champ.. Give it a go..
Dammit, I can't see what you're doing! This isn't fair.
Twerking is a thing? I thought it was a kooky word Rainy made up. Sure hope I used it properly...
And he says to the guy behind the counter.. Moyel - "I have a vallet I vant to sell in your store." Store guy - "Oh yeah? I sell lots a wallets....
I meant Canadians.. I ate shrimp spaghetti for dinner. A little too much... I feel like a whale. Full of shrimp, clammy, endangered..
That's like Quebec French vs Parisian French. One is smooth and sensual and elegant. The other is Quebec French.. Lol Sounds like an alligator...
Well OP, your male friends sound immature. Good luck to them finding a vagina to dislike later on. You're in luck. Hip Forums...well, the...
Interesting. Sometimes I twerk my girlfriend. And then I catch myself. And then it turns into humping... So you see, it's a similar thing...
On the contrary my brother. My friend is mon ami. My french spelling is bad. Frere has a nicer ring to it.
Au contrare mon frere.. Hows that for spelling... There are studies that suggest we sleep more than ever. In the days when we spent all our time...
In a perfect world, I wouldn't have to practice self control. Total fuckin hedonism, no ill effects.. Pizza for dinner 3 days a week, tonnes of...
You could get a cabbage. It's somewhere between a cabin and a cottage.
And that's why nobody takes us seriously..
My perfect world... A cabin alone in the woods somewhere with just my lady, two cats and a dog. Self reliant. Solar panels on the roof, big ol...
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You shouldn't send shit in the mail. It could be considered biological terrorism.
All those celebrity girls that had dogs... Nobody ever wonders where the dog is now. It's like a tv show or something, "Oh, yah, little dogs...
Certainly not coffee and tea?
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