Make up a disease and it's symptoms for the previous poster! The person who comes up with the best disease gets a confidence boost in their...
1. Hacked down some two-meter high weeds with my machete 2. Debated some guy about the originality of nu metal 3. Watched porn(lesbian style)
More like BP caps whale. Way to kill off nature, jerks.
I wish Katy Perry would just show us her tits already. What a tease.
Huh? This is a bit weird...it doesn't matter if they feel guilty or not. All child molesters should have CM in big word tattooed on the forehead,...
"Sadie's ball has turned... 08-13-2009 07:41 PM moon_flower Just trying to get you two balls." I had better ones, but this one is made me laugh....
I don't get it...if were really all one, then why won't my friend's sister let me screw her? Sounds like a hoax to me.
I'm cooler cause i'm from Amerrrricaaaaa(fuck yeah!)
It's a conspiracy, mannnnn!
I got a handjob in a public library. It was fun. She was so paranoid...it was cute.
I'm afraid to pick up the black, grimey penny in my bathroom; it's been there for months. It really stands out now that I've cleaned the bathroom...
Ew. No one wants gluten-filled music ringing in their head. Give up.
I try for the 80-100 year old range. What can I say; I love flirting with death ;)
Cry...more than any man should have to cry.
You're such a bitch sometimes, Ryan. :p Suck it up. You're almost 18. Come back to Ceres while you're at it.
I got so caught up in living life, I forgot to come on hip forums
Box up those rotting limbs when you get a chance, okay?
Down with oil! Up with ethanol! Nature-killers! Or something like that.
Eh. Its both your fault and his. For reasons already stated.
Can i check for you?
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