So today, my friend's 6 year old daughter made me laugh so hard i cried. here's the convo(she must have got it from one of her brothers!) DAD:...
I was a little stoned and got hit with 3 thread ideas all at once lol MY MEAT
you may want to run over to norfolk virginia. I just got a call froma friend there and he said they are paying 250$ an ounce for low mids!...
by my dentist. root canal took 4 appts. then a cleaning and during that he said he saw a cavity he needs to fix, a wisdom tooth needs to be...
spread the word. my meat in the middle of the street my meat it hangs between my feet my meat i pass it out for trick or treat my meat it's the...
as i sit here packin up the bong, getting ready to leave for class, i'm wishing i wrote a better paper....fuckin clausewitz.
nigga please. If people get in more trouble for crack then weed, the exact same sentiment goes for paraphernalia.
Smoking is love to me. I really don't think i've said NO to anyone who has asked me to smoke. Your dad may not be so generous but i bet he's...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtHwWReGU0 this shit actually makes me want to get up and vote it's so funny. sarah silverman and jonah hill...
hey joker... i'll gladly pay you thursday for a testicle today..
guess what my friend? it's bullshit. that's why you always have to read more than 1 study. They test low grade stuff most of the time. if it was...
^^hahahha that's fucking great. you took their door?! That's going to make a great confrontation.
I thought canadians were a peaceful people? i say just keep 5 bucks on you when there's a chance you might run into him. def talk to your friend...
Weeds and Desperate Housewives!
that's dumb as shit you know. think about if a cop catches you with a crack pipe. "oh, officer, i only smoked weed out of it" "fuckin lyin'...
How legitimate is it, if you have to justify it by calling it legitimate twice? Just kidding buddy..everybody needs a sick day. i had no reason to...
define "almost punched in the face". did he miss? Did he say "pay me or i'll punch you in the face" or what? i'd have just ponied up the 5...
we're going to need a lot of ideas. we have 700 billion to spend seeing as it won't be going to the "economy" ;) so i think we should all meet up...
i could see how that would be a factor. so if that's your case, then i would suggest extra attentive hygiene before going to work. toke, change...
Drop seeds, not bombs.
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