https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msbfN81Gm0"]I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke Commercial - 1971 - YouTube
Your maturity is a state of mind. Your body is going to get old and fall apart whether or not you still like to play Twister. And then he will...
I've never said anything great.
Awww. ;) You suck, bird.
And eat all the obese people.
If we treated housing like we treat carpooling lanes, things would be a bit more even. One couple does not need a giant mansion of a house, when...
:) I don't expect many non-Canadians to know who he was. A great Canadian legend.
I think it's the latter. Sad, really, they kept this place alive.
He's gone to kick that board in the sky... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXNCnf15EA"]The Good 'Old Hockey Game by Stompin Tom Connors -...
I get a lot of "ugh" faces when viewing new posts. Very few lols, and some chuckles. It's been a long time since I lol'd. It didn't used to be...
Do you ever masturbate? Why can't she? Just because she has a dildo doesn't mean that she is riding it nonstop, either. You didn't say how old...
You're just special.
I wonder if we will ever see an ad for the war on drugs. Just say no!
It's not something that would last. He's going to get really old, really fast. So as long as she is realistic about it. Not something I am likely...
My inlaws are not allowed to babysit my children. They don't listen to my instructions, and actually seem to go out of their way to do the...
I have pizza dough resting for another 15 minutes...then it shall become pizza.
I'm guessing that they have been caught then. You're still safe. That kind of serial killer shit can (and does) happen anywhere. It's always a...
Guys seem to like pretending that they were never REALLY up-close and personal with the inside of their mother's vagina. ;) Reproduction is a...
Randomly murdered? Or was it domestic? This is important. If somebody's angry ex-boyfriend killed them, you are still safe. If someone surprised...
Are they older than you? They can't live forever. :D
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